They had an underpant lining but it perished in the 80s

Ah, Jyll..lovely Gill...

Basically, Can I have a Pink Floyd Concert for £500?

I wouldn't go in there for about 10 minutes..

Ah, a classic

Oh, this..

It's got a Buck Rogers toilet.

Teeelll you what, teeelll you what, it's..

The Wall of Partridge - brick by brick it's getting sadder.

So Ruddy Bloody Brave..

The Wall of Partridge

As a little relief from the misanthropic whingeing which only sporadically finds its way onto these pages here's something a touch more creative yet just as utterly pointless.

I give you 'THE GREAT (BATHROOM) WALL OF PARTRIDGE'

This amazing and interactive (for me anyway) exhibit has come about as the result of a birthday gift to my one year old son and the sad obsession his mother & I share with the life & times of Alan Gordon Partridge - broadcaster & purveyor of quality, er, broadcasting.

It started out as the usual rude words on the bathroom wall but quickly escalated into a contest between my wife & I to see who could utlilise the limited character set (26 letters, 10 numbers) the most creatively to spell out famous Partridge quotes.

Anyway - here's the collected 'high' lights from a couple of weeks' worth of letter-sticking & more will be added as they appear on the bathroom wall.

As you can see - some compositions are a touch more contrived than others but I think you get the idea..